Alternate title for today’s strip: Tobias gets $#!^^%…
Hey everyone and welcome back to the middle of the week! If you’re wondering what’s going on in today’s strip, you might want to check out the strip from Sunday (here), or one of the strips from the archives ( like this one! Or this one!) 
…it still gives me a little bit of a thrill that I have archives! 
I imagine that we’re going to see some more…practical…uses of this very useful superpower come Sunday, so make sure you tune in again for that!
Also, I am starting to go into serious withdrawal here guys; it’s been nearly a week since the kitchen renovations started (the room that houses the modem) and so it’s nearly a week without the internet at home. How much longer can a man reasonably be expected to last without his funny cat videos on YouTube?!?! Stay tuned for the next instalment of Average Joe on Sunday: now hand-delivered by a crazed (web?)comics artist and inscribed on a sheet of slate (that’s what they used before the internet, right?)…
Lastly, for those of you who are counting the baby business…six weeks left… hopefully the kitchen will be done by then so the nursery can have all the appliances and spice racks cleared out (hey, we needed somewhere to put them! Although, how many bottles upon bottles of half-full garam masala does a person even need?) and have the room actually set up! Best laid plans and all…
Thanks for reading, everyone! We’ll catch you back here bright and smiling (in anticipation) on Sunday, for another Average Joe!
Terence MacManus
See now people can deny it all they want, but we all know that if we were to get the superpower we wanted, one of the first things we’d do (after panicking) would be to dick around with it XD
I’ve often thought how sad it would be that my most frequent use of telekinesis would be just to get beers from the fridge without having to get up off the couch…
Sure, but Joe’s doing it wrong. He’s screwing around with people who know he has telekinesis. Sure, I guess that’s OK fun if you don’t have anything else to do, but the REAL fun is screwing with people who don’t know you have telekinesis, particularly if they don’t even know telekinesis exists. Major Panic City!
Good thing Joe chooses to (try) and be a hero, I guess – or you’re right, he could play some serious tricks on people’s minds (oh my god! Up in the sky! It’s a flying delorian!!)